InsaneJournal

Current location:	floating in a dream
Current mood:	accomplished
Current music:	Drowning Pool - Bringing Me Down ~ Desensitized
Entry tags:	earthbound, fgp, m2fgps08

M2FGPS2008! Days 1 and 2
Oh crap in a hat, they're actually DOING it this year?! I'm already late! D: Still, it's not far to catch up, and this time I know how I'm gonna play EarthBound differently.

I'm not gonna play it.

...Okay fine, Mother 2 is more or less the same game. :P But it still stands that I have never finished Mother 2 itself before, even though I've beaten EB about umpteen-million times. My first real playthrough of M2 won't be without its experiences either, though--let's see what they'll be.

So, let's get started!


Wasn't it "revenge" before? Revenge of... someone? I already forgot.


GEE it's almost like I'm playing a different game :o :o :o!!!


My settings that will stay the same for the whole game: Fast, Stereo, Banana. Fast Stereo Banana. Hey, that'd make a good band name.


PK THEME! It's One Piece this time.

Ness=Luffy
Paula=Nami
Jeff=Usopp \m/
Poo=Zoro
King=Chopper
Food=Meat
Thing=Nakama (the world-destroying power of FRIENDSHIP)


It's a year! I wonder which one!


OH GOD IT'S IN JAPANESE WHAT DO I DO OH GOD OH GOD wait I can read it and know what everything does already, hurhur. Well, here begins our hero's story. Once upon an ungodly time of night...


...Mom let me break curfew. Well, not that I asked, or anything. I just kinda ran past her while her back was turned. She'll never even know I was gone. Heh, I'm so smooth.


Liar Horando. Not smooth.


Dude, I'm not your buddy. And you smell like rotting garlic.


...What was I doing up here, anyway? I better get back to bed before mom finds out I've been outside in Dad's good house shoes.


*One daring sneak-in later...*
Playin' Gameboy under the covers with a flashlight. Sweet.


WE DON'T WANT ANY!


I SAID WE DON'T--oh it's you. Go away anyway.


Oh sure, a hundred spankings. And what was the punishment you'd get last time you asked me for help, if I didn't do it? Cleaning the bathroom with your tongue? Quit wastin' my time, Pokey.


Oh... okay, I'll go help Pokey look for Picky. Because he's too fat and lazy to do it himself, grumblegrumble...


...Who the Hell would beat their kid for not pickin' up the phone after three rings? Dude, I think you have a chronic lying problem.


And a chronic FAT problem--hey stop kicking my heels! You don't need to stand so close to me!


Woah why is a bird awake at this hour? And wearing sunglasses?


Um, it's totally my within my right to cram my bat down the throats of crazy animals that're tryin' to rip my eyes out. Right? Right.


Go for the neck, Chopper! Atta boy!


...Did a freakin' CROW almost just kill me? What's goin' on here?


HEY PICKY! YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW oh what's the use.


RABID DOG! *KICK*


Wow, that was easy.


ANOTHER ONE!


Jeez, did everyone leave their gates unlocked or something? After feeding their dogs an extra side of "maul the neighborhood kids"? This is gettin' weird.


What's that Chopper? You hafta go home for what? Now? Don't gimme that, you're a DOG! Like you care where ya leave 'em!


Well, now to wake him up. Jammin' this stick up his nose oughta do the trick...


Okay let's go home so I can put an electric fence around my house, so you can never bother me aga--WHAT NOW. NO I DON'T HEAR A BEETLE BUZZING, SHUT UP. I JUST WANNA GO...


...home. o_o


Uh, hi there, mister talking beetle... bee... thing. Whatever you are. Shouldn't I be waking up now?


Wisdom and courage? Yeah, definitely played too much Gameboy tonight. And by friends, I hope you don't mean the sad sack of crap behind me STOP POKING! Because this is startin' to sound like one of those dumb sadistic dreams.


You're joining me? Well darn, I guess this IS one of those dreams. :/ Whatever, I'll just go back home and... re-enter my body from the dream world or something. I dunno.


*THUNK* ARGH MY NOSE!


Owww, friggin'... okay, that HURT, so this prolly isn't a dream. What's this thing s'posed to be, anyway? A robot? Looks like it escaped from a B-movie I saw on the Old Crap Channel last week.


...And then this bee right here, Buzz Buzz, he totally picked up the Starman-robot and ripped 'im in half. It was SO awesome, but Pokey didn't see it cuz he was so scared he was cryin' like a little girl and--oh? Punishment? Yeah sure, don't let me interrupt the righteous discipline of your kids, Mister Minch.


I was just about to leave, anyway... Buzz Buzz? What're you doing in her hair? No, I don't think her shampoo smells like strawberries in an ocean breeze--


Psh. Dying in pain, my butt. You're enjoying the attention. And no, I don't want a rock, it'll just crush all the cookies I got in my backpack. Take THAT, dramatic last moment!


Well, now I'm wide awake from fighting alien robots and watching a talking bee snuff it. I know just what to do with all this excess energy: THIS IS FOR STEALING MY BREAD ROLL! *SMAAAAASH!!*


Guys! Who changed the sign to "The He-Man Woman-Haters Club" again? That's it, I'm takin' back my Mr. Baseball hat. And my free hamburger coupons!


That'll be six Hamburgers, please, with all the patties on the same burger. And replace the buns with more beef, too. Don't forget to fry that sucker in bacon grease!


Hey guys! YOUR MOM!


YEAHHH YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! I just ate a whole slab of processed beef, and all you're eating is MY BAT!

And that's it for the first two days. Day 3 is Giant Step. Excitement! :D And in case you noticed a few differences this time around, that's because Luffy has a new haircut in this edit. The hat's covering it, but it's definitely there. Maybe you'll see it in the next M2FGPS entry!